Gabe Gassied

The act of getting absolutely pummeled in midget b hockey.

Holy shit u just got gabe gassied

by 69peniseater69 December 14, 2018

Touch grass

It means you’re developing “chronically online syndrome” and need to go outside and get off the Internet for a while and get back in touch with reality.

“Gamers are so oppressed because femmoids hate men.”

“Dude, go touch grass.”

by SparklyNinja February 10, 2023

in the grass

Suspension from work without pay.

Chris and I got 2 weeks in the grass, due to a bull shit lie told by Lonnie.

by magnum noble February 11, 2015

Snake in the Grass

A person (normally male but can be female) who waits for a relationship to be over/in trouble before pouncing on one of the pair.

James breaks up with Sophie. Jacob is a snake in the grass

James mate- "dude, i heard Jacob tried it on with Sophie. you broke up with her yesterday, man"

James- "yeah, i know man, he's a complete snake in the grass".

by pinityoufairy December 20, 2010

grasian

A person with both greek and asian blood in there veins.

Grasians Possess highly developed mooching skills as well as the ability to hot wire your car as they drive by and shoot you.

"Those bloody grasians drove by on there stolen scooter, shot jimmy and then Stole his car"

by Maco June 30, 2004

grasshoppa

A name for a student learning from the master.

"Soon you will learn how to catch this pebble from my palm, grasshoppa"

by saggynutsax May 22, 2014

Grass widow

When a woman becomes a widow NOT BECAUSE HER HUSBAND DIED but due to other circumstances. Those reasons may also include a husband (and father, if kids were involved) that leaves home abandoning his wife (and child/ren) never to return. The term "grass widow" was introduced in the 1920s/30s.

For years, Katie Moreland didn't tell her only son Meredith, that his father didn't in fact die. Lane Moreland didn't want to bear the responsibility of raising a family so young, so he packed up his stuff and left, leaving Katie a grass widow.

by Babydoll75 April 2, 2019