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Grand dury

Caw look at her...i've got a right grand dury!
by Rory Gordziejko April 25, 2005
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Grand Prize Winner

A person of relatively lower class or socioeconomic standing at an event comprised of people of higher class or socioeconomic standing.
Person 1: "How did those people get front row tickets to this play?"

Person 2: "They must be the Grand Prize Winners."
by paulstar May 23, 2006
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Grandcougar

An attractive woman older than 50 years old, who is on the hunt for younger males. She may be found in nightclubs and bars hunting for her prey.

Grandcougars are generally post postmenopausal and can be easily identified by their frequent hot flashes and night sweats.
I bagged a Grandcougar last night at the club.
by TireIronTaylor November 11, 2010
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Gandalf Problem

In an academic setting, a misunderstanding or mistake so critical that it will cause you to fail a test. Something so bad that if you told someone about it, they would say, "dude, you are so screwed for that final. YOU SHALL NOT PASS."
Actually no, our exam isn't next week, it starts in 15 minutes... you've got yourself a Gandalf Problem right there.
by betterbeAWESOME December 5, 2011
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grand-Smother

The overbearing, spoiling, mollycoddling, meddlesome mother of a parent. Often found participating in the unsolicited role of taking over the parenting job from the actual parent.
I used to leave the baby with Devin's step-mom but when I went to pick the baby up after work, that grand-Smother wouldn't hand the kid over and actually snarled at me.
by rach2013 October 21, 2013
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glandage

display of a goodly bit of mammary glands, 'EXTREME' cleavage; or otherwise clear exposure of "breastices"
jane was exhibiting some wonderful glandage while wearing that slinky cocktail dress

she was showing some respectable glandadge

her glandage made him 'grow'
by michael foolsley December 30, 2013
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Grand Theft Jerk

When two guys are hanging out and one pretends to fall asleep and the other guy starts jerking off, the guy pretending to sleep reaches over and finishes the job. "You stole my jerk!" Is a common phrase to say after being Grand Theft Jerked.
"This guy fucked my wife, so I Grand Theft Jerked him."
by 2chainzrules24 May 20, 2015
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