gorilla pump

When she is jerking you but her hand is squeezing super tight and it hurts, also; her hand starts at the very base and goes to the very tip.

She gorilla pump me,, now my dick is hurtin!

by isiahlikesitweird May 19, 2018

Gorilla salad

The art of trimming ones pubic hairs and sprinkling them over freshly laid rope.

I'm ordering the gorilla salad tonight. BYO scissors cutie

by Zerohecks September 17, 2018

gorilla claw

A slang for Penis captivus; a rare occurrence during sexual intercourse when the muscles in the vagina clamp down on the penis much more firmly than usual, making it impossible for the penis to be withdrawn from the vagina. A gorilla claw is symbolic of the vagina, meanwhile the banana is actually a penis.

Yeah dude I got caught in the gorilla claw and had to go to the ER to get seperated.

by eugenenao June 6, 2019

Gorilla in the Mirror Syndrome

Gorilla in the Mirror Syndrome or GOMS is when try and have a serious argument with someone, but they don't fully understand the reason for the position or assume you're position is different to what it actually is and think you're position is just selfish, vindictive or evil and carry on arguing with you based what they think you're position is rather than what it actually is. Quickly dismissing every point you, no matter how carefully it's done.

An example is Cathy Newman when interviewing Jordan Perterson.

Taken from the theory that Gorillas probably are self-aware like the other great apes, however when a Gorilla is shown a mirror it will just continuously attack it before it has a chance to realise what its actually looking at.

She's not listening to you, she has Gorilla in the mirror syndrome.

by ajuk April 26, 2020

Godzilla 1998

Acoording to Spamming monkey et al, this is the real godzilla or something. Hail Emmerich LOL, Great iguana movie. gives Iguanas equal rights and hsows that iguanas can do anything if they just try. live up to the iguana dream, not the american dream. Desgins of G98 are called Zilla after 2004, anything before is Godzilla still

Weeboo: Oh my god, how dare you like godzilla 1998, you are worse than hitler
Casual Fan: Wha?

by greyideas get edgy November 5, 2020

gorilla suck

sucking on the dick so hard, it creates a vacuum in spacetime

yoooooo they gorilla sucked so hard I astral projected for 5 days damn

by erisberis February 19, 2022

Gorilla Glued

When a group of black guys ejaculate onto a woman until she is stuck to the floor and unable to move

-"yo did you hear Alison got gorilla glued after the party last night"
--"ya what an absolute freak!"

by CrustyUncle69 March 2, 2022