goody two shoes

A person (almost always a female) who tries to be as good and "clean" as humanly possible. She is more often than not a staunch conservative and takes pride in her virginity and her practice of abstinence. She is definitely a God-fearing girl who always goes to church every Sunday, and indeed, based on the way she dresses, she looks like she's going to church every day. She cannot abide it when people cuss in front of her–the most extreme goody two shoeses faint when hearing foul language–and of course she would never consider smoking, drinking, doing drugs, or having any physical contact with a boy beyond holding hands or perhaps a kiss on the cheek. Can be nice but eventually begins to lecture you about your "sinful" lifestyle and just becomes a pest.

"Oh no, she wouldn't even think of going to that house party. She's such a little goody two shoes."

by the-anomaly July 8, 2006

Goody Two-Shoes

(noun)
Belittling and insulting term for a person who won't do anything that can be regarded as "wrong" or "immoral". A male or female who perceives him/herself (or is believed to perceive him/herself) as morally superior - often also God-fearing and full-bloodedly American.
(Disclaimer: Not very urban or very modern slang these days, though.)

See also: politically correct, Pollyannaish, Daddy's Little Girl

So you spent all your money to give to the homeless, then went to singing in church and now you won't engage in oral sex with me? Why, aren't YOU miss Goody Two-Shoes today?

by Mefistofeles August 24, 2004

goon show

The funniest radio show ever made. Transmitted by the BBC in the 1950's. Starred Spike Milligan, Peter Sellers and Harry Secombe, playing a variety of madcap characters.

You have to listen to it ... tends to provoke strong reactions, i.e. you either love it or hate it.

"He's like something off the Goon show".

by eighthofseven November 9, 2007

Goofy Bitch

A non derogatory reference to a girl that constantly does and/or says goofy shit all the time.

Damn, Devin and Jenn are goofy bitch's

by Pat Pres January 27, 2009

goonami

(Modified from Tsunami)
To ejaculate mass quantities of semem.

Man, it had been so long since I was laid. I blasted her with a goonami!

by Engrey November 10, 2008

Goofy

A zany, dog-type character from Disney cartoons. He lives in the same realm as Mickey Mouse.

Pluto and Goofy were both dogs, but while Goofy lived like a human (owned a house, raised a family), Pluto was merely a regular pet, incapable of speaking. And he was owned my a mouse, no less!

by Diggity Monkeez March 11, 2005

gookycoon

A biracial person of both african and asian decent.

"Tiger Woods is my favorite athlete." "Yeah man, that gookycoon sure can swing a golf club."

by Mac K Namara June 11, 2006