a person who is extremely fond of the male genetalia, or a guy that acts gay and sucks at video games.
by Newblurama April 25, 2007
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by olddutchster November 06, 2013
A person who is incapable of having the slightest semblance of an intellectual conversation and instead habitually talks and/or lies about other people's personal lives to the point of mistrust and annoyance.
Person 1: What is wrong with April that all she can talk about is other people's lives, I think she makes shit up just to feel better about herself.
Person 2: Since her life is so boring she has to be a gossip goblin, so she spends all of her time trolling on facebook trying to ruin other people's lives or just so she can have something to talk about.
Person 1: She should read a book....
Person 2: Since her life is so boring she has to be a gossip goblin, so she spends all of her time trolling on facebook trying to ruin other people's lives or just so she can have something to talk about.
Person 1: She should read a book....
by ¡cállate la boca January 18, 2012
Resorting to goblin like tendencies, the user will often tip toe around the room in the dark, sometimes in the middle of sex stealing trinkets and other things. And say things like “me thinks this will be a fine addition to my collection” while cackaling . Be careful out there.
This guy stole stuff from me in the middle of sex while laughing, it was so weird
That guy was just an expert at goblin time
That guy was just an expert at goblin time
by Bennet the goblin April 20, 2022
by Rory September 14, 2003
some one who enjoys sucking cock.
by the fox man May 03, 2006