crook in the guts

When you experience stomach pain or constantly need to dook, usually the result of the previous nights debauchery.

Mate where's the shitter? I'm crook in the guts!

by Blackbirdd June 9, 2016

beat guts

when you give it to a gurl real good, hardcore, smashing we call it beating guts

when you having good sex and tha gurl cant handle it you beat guts

by thizzle sahota April 4, 2011

beat guts

Alright... This is how the game goes. I womens vagina is about 4 to 5 inches long. This means if your penis happens to be longer then 5 inches you end up in a womens internal organs.

1. Did you beat guts.

2. Jacks Boi - "Dam jack herd u beat guts?"
Jack - "Whos guts?"
Jacks Boi - "Jills son?"
All da sudden... THE ROOM GOES QUIET... Jill walks in the room with a disturbing look on her face, holding her stomach....
Jacks Boi - "4sho"

by Rich - Justin - Teddy June 29, 2008

gnatsh

Male genitals a.k.a nuts, but pronounced like you have autism

Brady sags dad gnatsh

by Brady Sachs dad gnatsh November 21, 2016

Global guts

(see definition for guts) - a filthy whore, slut, skank, etc.

Only bitches with global guts get the shit fucked out of them daily by different and/or multiple guys.

by Party Ryan and Trixie April 14, 2009

Bad Guts

The result of a hard night of drinking, or a dodgy kebab from the greasy spoon.

I've been farting non-stop since I got up this morning, I think I've definitely got a case of the Bad Guts coming on.
or,
Johnny had a case of Bad Guts, and proceeded to lose the Poop Fart Gamble.

by Shartster December 23, 2013

chief tub-a-guts

cheif tub-a-guts derived from tub of guts is a term to describe a small pudgy boy whose belly pokes out and goes by the name of Joey.Not to be mistakened of a Joey Kangaroo.

That Joey was a cheif tub-a-guts at the wedding.
That lil basty ate all the food,he's the chief tub-a-guts!

by carol February 8, 2005