Shartster's definitions

Harold

A more formal name for people called Henry

Although his peers and lady friends know him by the less rigid and more socially acceptable name of Henry, Harold still uses his official name for more formal affairs, such as passports applications and membership to the country club.

by Shartster March 28, 2015

dumb shit

someone who is dumber than shit

braden klein of oklahoma city oklahoma is a dumb shit

by shartster July 25, 2008

Bad Guts

The result of a hard night of drinking, or a dodgy kebab from the greasy spoon.

I've been farting non-stop since I got up this morning, I think I've definitely got a case of the Bad Guts coming on.
or,
Johnny had a case of Bad Guts, and proceeded to lose the Poop Fart Gamble.

by Shartster December 23, 2013