Garden Gating

British slang for fellatio.

Me mum caught me and Robbi garden gating.

by Caity Rose January 12, 2008

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gardening trip

To trim or shave ones pubic hair.
Gardening trips are recommended quite frequently.

Bro 1: Hey man when's the last time you went on gardening trip?
Bro 2: About a week ago

by Brotip January 6, 2016

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Gardiner

A really cool guy he smokes the most weed ever. Closed off but is loyal to his friends.

Dude that guy is such a Gardiner

by Dude_stop October 16, 2018

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The nightmare situation where a gardener cuts away at plants, killing them, convinced they know what's a weed and what's not, but they really have no clue, and don't even know that they don't know!

Note: This is a combination of gardening, the Dunning-Kruger effect which is when someone is ignorant about their own lack of knowledge so they don't even know what that don't know but think they know it all, and the Nightmare on Elm Street films featuring Freddy Krueger who kills people in their nightmare .

The garden was decimated by that idiot gardener who obviously suffers from the Gardening-Krueger Effect.

Why are all the tomato plants chopped up dead on the ground?

'Cuz that dude is a classic case of the Gardening-Krueger Effect in action.

by NeologianPJG April 28, 2021

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Glarded

In reference to the handling/state of funds. Glarded funds cannot be put into a grapolated account, though this account type does offer many advantages.

I am sorry, my account cannot receive these funds as they are glarded, you may need to send money to my other bank.

by Pyxciel June 6, 2021

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