get your hand off your dick

Stop wasting your time. Usually told to someone who takes too long to do something for you.

Barry, get your hand off your dick and pass the goddamn salt.

by mac-attk October 15, 2009

Get your knee off my neck

The plea to get off and let one rise to their potential.

I can be all I can be if you " Get your knee off my neck "!

by Ronny James June 6, 2020

get the smooth off

v. To be the first to use something.
Derived from the experience of being the first to get into a new jar of peanut butter, thus being the one to get the smooth off the top.

John bought a new car, but he let Shirley get the smooth off by driving it first.

by etymographer October 25, 2006

Get your egg off

To ejaculate

"When I go to the shopping centre, I'm going to get my egg off in the Target changerooms!"

"Hey Burza, gonna get your egg off on Saturday night?"

by Max Sollmer December 13, 2012

Get your dick off my counter

When someone is invading your personal space, their dick is on your counter. To get them to back off, you say "get your dick off my counter."

Dude, you need to back up off me! Get your dick off my counter!

by Capn Fantastick April 19, 2018

Get the hell off my stage

Steve Wilkos' catchphrase on his own show - The Steve Wilkos show.

Also an exclamation of disbelief.

Dick: Yo, Kenny, I fucked your bitch in the bathroom last night while you was asleep, dog.
Kenny: Get the hell off my stage with that bullshit.

by Lil remains gon make a stang August 20, 2021

get the fuck off my life.

or.. gettofmylife.
A very good term for when someone does something retarded or spazzy.

E.g.
Incest Person: I fucked my mum!
Me:
Get the fuck off my life.

E.g.2
n00b: Lol, i have a weiner.
Me: ¬_¬ Gettofmylife.

by lol@aids December 11, 2006