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German it up

what German people do: they German it up.
Girl 1: this guy I'm dating is German
Girl 2: wow, so you're really about to german it up
Girl 1: god, Gretchen, you're so weird
by Goldfish God March 26, 2021
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German wog

A man that has no pair of balls and has big tits, loves the dick
James - I'm a German wog

Mom- grow a pair u fat pric
by Mateeeeeee September 26, 2015
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german unicorn

one will lie down and their partner will shit on their forehead trying to make it stand looking like a horn
Tim lay down while goggles stood a fresh steaming log on his head.
This was the act of the German Unicorn
He had a 2nd one in the chamber tuning him into a mutated Nazi unicorn
by Tim Y June 4, 2017
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german exit

Leaving a group and making sure everybody knows. Opposite of Irish exit.
Hansel and Gretel were having some beers with friends and Hansel stopped the party abruptly and announced his departure making a German exit.
by German exit February 8, 2017
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German Teaser

When you feel an unbalanced pressure pushing against the interior of the anus, and you are unsure whether or not it is a fart or shit.
Dude, Jimmy, I've got a raging German Teaser right now!
by yungcrispyjerry August 29, 2014
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german massage

Mike got a German massage today that changed his life forever
by The only m smith February 3, 2018
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