Herman the German

A harmless old fella, who bides his time by pottering along on his bike in a travelleresque manner. He is often seen in the town of Consett and nearby areas, riding along the road, with his telltale sign of indicating by flailing his arms about. But most of all, he can be recognized by his unique hat with a tufted duck feather pointing out the top.

All the information gathered about Herman is from rare encounters he has with the public. From public knowledge and my own experience, he spent some time in Munich before arriving to England by ship. He can be most commonly seen on the Derwent walk as he routinely rides along the eoute.

Alas, with many hero stories they have their sceptics. A rumor has arised that he isn't German but was infact born in Shotley Hospital.
I've just had to give Herman the German some change because he was trapped in Aldi.
by diggsy_malone March 21, 2022
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German wank

A method of masturbation using just the thumb and a downward facing open palm in sharp thrusts from the elbow away from the body
Man, that Tiffany is mental, all she would do is German wank me the other night
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German wog

A man that has no pair of balls and has big tits, loves the dick
James - I'm a German wog

Mom- grow a pair u fat pric
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German rush

When a man is getting ready to make sexual intercourse with a female partner but doesn't know there is a man having her doggie style under the covers and thinks the man's ass is the female and you can kind of guess what happens next.
Man last week was crazy I got caught in a german rush and it was upsetting.
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German Teaser

When you feel an unbalanced pressure pushing against the interior of the anus, and you are unsure whether or not it is a fart or shit.
Dude, Jimmy, I've got a raging German Teaser right now!
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Mike got a German massage today that changed his life forever
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German smear

A German smear is made by dipping two fingers in shit, doesn’t matter whose it is, then giving yourself a Hitler mustache with it. Now grab your lover and plant a big sloppy kiss.
Ryan would do anything for Cody, so when Cody asked to try the German smear, Ryan pooped his right there. #truelove
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