gamer stink

a combination of body odor and hot pockets, usually encounted when entering a gaming store, a Magic tournament, or D&D.

Generally encountered with people who spend more time in fantasy worlds than in the shower. Geeks, Nerds, Dweebs often have gamer stink.

Man, that girl reeked of gamer stink.
Yeah, she plays d&d a lot.

by Amandahatesgamerstink May 10, 2006

Anti-gamer

Somebody who still refuses to accept that video games have become a major and defining element of our culture. The belief that only lonely, agoraphobic and pencil-necked geeks play computer games is an archaic stereotype, and Anti-gamers primarily believe only geeks and nerds spend their time playing video games. In reality, this is pretty much the same as saying "only sluts ever have sex". Today, everybody plays video and computer games; anti-gamers tend to show soccer-mum qualities and *really* need to wake up and get with the times.

Anti-gamer: "You play video games...? Man, you really need to get a fucking life."
Gamer: "So kickin-ass in Half-life 2, Splinter Cell, and a dozen other ass-kicking FPS with a massive ring of friends over Xbox-live or LAN parties makes me a geek? I think you need to follow your own advice about getting a life, pal. This isn't the 80s, anymore."

Anti-gamer: "Yeah, whatevs. I'm sure all your "friends" are geekish losers who can't get any sex so they spend all their time jerking off over Lara Croft's fake tits."
Gamer: "Uh-huh. I'm sure all your 'friends' are narrow-minded jocks and brainless preps who haven't realized that a large ring of friends playing over Xbox live, or something, is just another way for friends to hang out and enjoy each other's company."

by Alhadis March 29, 2005

Gamer Fag

One who plays games, yet heckles others for enjoying their own for arbitrary reasons, then posts on the internet about it.

Gamer Fag: You're not like me! That means you're a fat, sexless loser!

Normal Human Being: Fuck off, I really don't care what you think, Gamer Fag.

by Greene Team July 21, 2011

PC Gamer

A magazine that talks about games

PC Gamer hates Mad Dog McCree. Also Extreme Paintbrawl. I agree with them.

by TIlover May 13, 2005

Gamer Sense

N.- Gaming- The ability of longtime gamers to judge when something is too easy or too pat, especially once they've put several hours under their belt on a certain game. While not necessarily psychic in origin, it can seem that way sometimes, especially when said gamer save seconds before an instant-death trap. See also precognition.

From Spider Sense, the near-precognition that Spider-Man displays on a regular basis to evade attacks.

This isn't right... Where's the trap? My Gamer Sense is going mad!

by Cole Canassis September 10, 2005

Epic gamer moment

An epic gamer moment is when an epic gamer gets a win and the entire lobby has a massive orgasm

Bro, Bro that dude just pulled off the best epic gamer moment *starts moaning*

by gamergirl69 69 69 August 29, 2019

Gamer Goo

Gamer Goo is the gunk/residue that accumulates on video game controllers, playing cards, table tops, etc. Generally more common with gamer-guys than gamer-girls.

Think of it like a combination of sweat, sticky, cheeto residue, and unwashed hands.

Use a paperclip to scrape the seem of a video game controller, the revealed gunk is "Gamer Goo". Go into your local game store and touch one of the tables, that sticky/gross tactile sensation is "Gamer Goo". See that dark spot on your playing cards? GAMER GOO.

by Kalkin October 19, 2013