Turd Garden Haircut

Turd Garden Haircut

Kodak Black is sportin’ a fresh “Turd Garden Haircut.”

by Solzhenitsyn December 30, 2021

Rake my garden

When someone uses a common dinner fork to pick pubic lice (Crabs) out of their partners pubic hair.

Phil: Hey can you rake my garden for me?

Cal: No but heres a fork you can do it yourself

by John Q. Pubic May 6, 2006

Grandma's Rose Garden

An old lady's bung hole aka ballon knot.

Where's grandpa?

Not sure. He said he was going to tend to Grandma's Rose Garden.

I'm going to throw up.

by Eaton Holgoode February 22, 2017

Watering the Garden

When you cum in someone's pubes after sex

"Yeah I was watering the garden with your mom last night"

by Ben Dover Your Mother February 4, 2020

Eve ain't in your garden

You're gay

"Cocaine and drinkin' with your friends
You live in the dark, boy, I cannot pretend
I'm not fazed, only here to sin
If Eve ain't in your garden, you know that you can

Call me when you want, call me when you need
Call me in the morning, I'll be on the way

Call me out by your name, I'll be on the way"

- Lil Nas X

by UnlimitedCringe April 6, 2021

Lady Garden

A polite way of referring to a woman's sexual area...in particular the pubic hair.

I think I need to give my Lady Garden a small trim before my date!

by Liquid_Laugh July 9, 2010

garden state

An absolutely amazing film that was written, directed, and starred in by Zach Braff. Natalie Portman, Ian Holm, and Peter Saarsgard also starred. The movie is beautiful in every meaning of the word, and is extremely real and intimate. It is also funny and is shot perfectly.

The soundtrack also contains WONDERFUL music by The Shins, Frou Frou, Remy Zero, Zero 7, Iron and Wine, and Coldplay, among others. Perfect.

Zach Braff is a genius.

"Good luck exploring the infinite abyss!"
"Hey, you too!"

by Chelsea January 26, 2005