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iphone gamer

Someone who claims to be a gamer, however, all he does that is game related is play free-to-play iPhone games. He probably doesn't own any form of gaming console. The only game probably plays besides iPhone games is Roblox.
Bill: Hey, want to speed-run the new Mario Game?
Chris: Sure!
WIlliam: Hey guys! I got this new cool iPhone game!
Bill: Shut the fuck up, Wlliam! You are such an iPhone Gamer!
by Plasmablaster November 18, 2016
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Gamer Mad

When you get so mad that you start saying slurs, like a gamer would, which is where the name comes from
Gamer: @&$##@& #@$@$&@$ @$#&@
Person: Wow, you getting gamer mad with those slurs.
by p6tric February 10, 2021
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Hippo Gamer

An overweight female gamer who tends to be generally ugly and looks like they've taken a bath in fried chicken grease.
John: Did you see Merridian's new Instagram post ?
Jack: Yeah she's so fat, she's like a Hippo Gamer
by FlavouredJelly January 23, 2019
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Gamer Lane

The line of sweat that is revealed on a gamer's chair when they stand up after a long session.
Dude, I just spent 6 hours trying to beat the second encounter of Deep Stone Crypt in Destiny 2 and when we finally finished it there was a huge Gamer Lane on my chair.
by ChuckGlarman August 14, 2022
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Gamer Hands

1. (Plural Noun) Bruised, broken, or aching hands from punching, slapping, and generally hitting a desk out of anger. It is a sign of a devout gamer.
“Ouch, I’ve got a serious case of gamer hands
by HippyDippy_ May 1, 2020
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Gamer Archetype

There are two ways to classify gamers, by time and genre.

Time: The basic and easy to define archetype.

Casual: These gamers often log less than 20 hours of play time a week

Core: The bulk of gamers, the play usually between 20-30 hours a week

Hardcore: These gamers manage to log 30-40+ hours a week. I fit into this genre.

-SubCore: Gamers that would be hardcore, but are restricted on time, because of parental/girlfriend/boyfriend interference.

Lead: These are the gamers you see at the top of the leaderboards, and statistically, for most games, these people work less than 20 hours a week. for most games this is the line you don't want to cross.
Which gamer archetype describes you?
by Novam the whitemage October 4, 2009
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A lost gamer

A lost gamer is someone who plays so many games so often that they lost themselves within the games. Or it can mean someone who plays WAYY too much.
"Oh my god Karen! Alex turned into a lost gamer!"
"Guess we can't talk to him anymore"
by AlreadyLost April 15, 2019
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