sebastian glasses

For a near-sighted hoe who can’t see shit

A: What are those?
B: Sebastian glasses duh
A: Damn, you blind asf

by y0u’r3_b1in6 December 20, 2021

scoop glasses

Glasses worn by some chick who’s either really cool or super lame no in between not the OG scoop apparel but still pretty rad

Wow she’s wearing scoop glasses she MIGHT be chill but hard telling.

by Mashedhellspawn March 22, 2022

morpheus glasses

Glasses that shouldn’t be possible to put on, yet are

I bet you can’t get any girls with those goofy ahh morpheus glasses

by Bambianca March 22, 2022

Minecraft glasses

Wearing Minecraft glasses means u get hella bitches and rizz.

“Wow! Lisa has Minecraft glasses on. She must have Rizz and bitches!”

by Marley_122308 June 11, 2022

blue glasses

POV: you’re loyal

“is you ‘blue glasses’ to your girl ? You better be.”
“Yeahh. Definitely.”

by milleeimani June 26, 2022

blue glasses

POV: you’re totally tubular guy/gal.

“dude she’s so blue glasses.”
“totally.”

by milleeimani June 26, 2022

wearing glasses

you love making out with big men

bro definitely loves wearing glasses

by daddy41 May 6, 2022