FUZZY DUDDY

A millennial male individual that was raised by a liberal female that forced such said individual to stay inside. Typically overweight, plays video games, and prefers to puff peters. Such individuals will deny the need to puff peter, but will always deny such need.

My boss hired a new employee, and that fuzzy duddy called in and quit on his first day of work.

by hippofisher August 2, 2018

Fuzzy Knob

Taking your dick and dipping it in splooge, then bone a pillow until the pillow fluff gets stuck on your dick and your dick should look like a Fuzzy Knob!

Man1: Dude, you were so drunk last night!

Man2: What did I do that was that bad?

Man1: You walked up and poked a cop with your Fuzzy Knob!!!!

by Virginity-Napper September 19, 2013

fuzzy baby

A baby that is born with excessive pubes

Man she has a fuzzy baby

by Oh ya dadsy May 16, 2018

Fuzzy Dolphin

Definitely means weed.
Y'know, party grass

Immediately following the inhalation of 1 dosage of the weeds: "God DAMN! now THAT'S some Fuzzy Dolphin!"

by BrihadDewhamedovic December 24, 2019

fuzzy canoe

Slang word for a hairy pussy

That girl has a fuzzy canoe!

by GennyBean August 17, 2021

Fuzzy Notions

A made up word pretentious people use when they can't think of another word to describe a feeling.

Example: "from a managerial standpoint, these productivity numbers are giving me fuzzy notions"

by JPM2014 March 10, 2014

fuzzy slippers

Ice cream that has melted and been re-frozen.

I found some ice cream in the freezer but it was fuzzy slippers.

by chonk cat January 7, 2011