go for the five

To do the bare minimum through sheer force of will.

i.e. just show up

Origin: in many University seminar classes, one gets five "participation marks" out of a possible 10 for merely attending the class.

Ben: Ugh man I hate my family and it's Thanksgiving!
Brian: So? Go for the five - eat dinner, hug your grandma, and peace out!
Ben: Yes. I will go for the five.

by cliffdogg October 28, 2010

Balls High Five

When a bro fondles his balls, holds up his tainted palm, proclaims "Balls high five!" then subsequently gives a fellow bro a high five.

Bro 1: It’s hot as tits today. I’m standing in ball soup over here. Balls high five!
Bro 2: You got me you bastard; do you have any hand sanitizer?

by ranbn8 April 14, 2011

just the five of us

A make believe sitcom from the 1980's on BBS. Its about a mixup at the adoption agency and the Chester family has 3 new house guest. One is a psychotic girl who set a couch on fire, another is a a drunk run away teen who lived in an ally. And a young boy who believes he is a 42 year old investment banker, and wants to go out and get laid. Just the five of us is from Rockstar's 'Grand theft auto: vice city'

Why isn't just the five of us a real show?

by Vicelisner January 22, 2014

bang or bust in five

To know within five minutes of meeting a chick, whether or not you have a chance to sleep with her.

Sean always says "bang or bust in five"...he always knows what his chances of bedding a girl are in the first five minutes of meeting her.

by sweet-tart April 25, 2015

you're fried

An expression as if someone did or said something dumb

Or if someone is high

lol you're fried

by Damonk June 19, 2017

Strive For Five

When you have 2 brain cells alone and your friend and/or partner has two braincells alone but combined you have 5

Clown 1: Man I swear we have 2 braincells each
Clown 2: Yeah but together we have 5!
Clown 1: Strive for Five!

by H_Gainless September 25, 2019

What in the kentucky fried fuck

when something baffles you so much that you can't say anything but this, this is the only thing you can say when something baffles you so much

Person: *kills your entire team in 5 seconds
Person 2: What in the kentucky fried fuck?

by EpicWordDefiner May 4, 2020