Frances

Cute blonde with a passion for fashion and typography. Don't get on her bad side, she'll beat you up and cut you into pieces. Always makes everyone laugh. HAHAHA

"Hey, look at that girl over there, she is so cute!"
"That's Frances, she killed four people last week!"

by Deinemuddarockt February 9, 2015

Tour de France

The act of performing an Eiffel Tower while riding a bicycle. Some users find that using a tandem makes this easier to accomplish. An eco-friendly and marginally safer alternative to bobbin' shotty.

Emergency room doctor: "How'd you break your leg, son?"

Pat: "Well, my buddy and I were totally riding a Tour de France on this chick on the bike path, when he lost his balance and we collided head-on with a trike."

by ElQuesoGrande April 24, 2008

France

1 - The antonym of England, and, in certain cases, of U.S.

2 - The richiest land of the Roman Empire (Galia)

3 - The winner of several wars and battles

4 - The land of the Liberty, the Equality, and the Fraternity

5 - Homeland of the French people

6 - Great producer of wine and cheese

7 - Country with the better culinary of the world

8 - Ally of the americans in their Independence War

A English: What do you think about waterloo?

A French: What do you think about Joana d'Arc?

A English: What do you think about... ehr...

A French: What do you think about the American independence War?

A English: ...

A French: How's about Austerlitz? And the Somme?

A English: ...

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A English: I shall go to France. Then I'll wrote my name on the Eiffel Tower and say that we are better educated in England.

by Someone besides me January 25, 2011

The Country of France

The Country of France. They are the inventors of the six gear tanks (5 reverse, 1 forward) and also have the highest cotton per capita of any nation in the world. They are organized and well prepared. Germany's visit in 1940 provides a great example: store owners had changed their signs to German weeks in advance, children in school recited German instead of the usual French, and the gardeners were working extra hard to put trees up in time for the German soldiers to walk in the shade.
France is also a wonderful teacher. When the US asked France to help them in the "War against Terrorism", France agreed. The next day, the French were setting up workshops in Afghanistan teaching the Taliban how to surrender. France is a large country, but they are peaceful and have never fought a war in history, contrary to popular belief. This is the Country of France.

Q: Where do you find 92,000,000 french jokes?

A: In France.

by SharD October 8, 2004

Francesca

A Francesca is a girl.
Commonly found with red-hair.
A Francesca has a strange but cool personality and sense of humour.
Their natural habitat is in a maths lesson.
And watching the Apprentice.
They like a good bounty.
A Francesca don't take shit of no-one.
Francescas are natural beauties.
They love their melons.

Francesca: IAN!
Dark-ee: DAVID SAUNDERS!
Francesca: CHRIS!
Dark-ee: LESL!
Francesca: PHILLIP!
Dark-ee: THE "WON"!
Francesca: Shut up
Dark-ee: Rarne?
Francesca And Dark-ee: RAAAAAARRRRRNE!

by bindingmedium6789998212 June 4, 2009

francesco

He's an asshole. Fuck boy. Don't ever go near a Francesco. Especially if his surname starts with B

Uhhh look at that Francesco

by luuhnuyufkhjngfd December 7, 2016

franger

Portmanteau of "friend" and "stranger" (pronounced like "stranger" but without the "st" and with an "f"), a franger is an individual whom you don't know yet for some stupid reason have listed, somewhere, as a friend, typically on a social networking site.

I dropped two hundred frangers from my friends list last night. I can't believe I let it get so out of control. Effing *insert social networking site of choice*!

by hilarious von qtpi August 29, 2009