foster mud mask

where a guy shits on a girls face, then rubs it in and lets it dry

woman: hay honey my pores are feelin a little dry.
man: do u want me 2 give a foster mud mask.

by yazpikle July 22, 2009

fosterage

Pictures, stories, etc. concerning Dr. Gillian Foster (played by Kelli Williams) from the tv show Lie to Me. The phrase was coined by Tim Roth (who plays Dr. Cal Lightman on the show) and first appeared on his twitter.

Here's a little fosterage for you.

by Vero_aloe January 24, 2011

Foshefinitely

An agreement or confirmation
For Sure
Fo Sho + Definitely = Foshefinitely.

David: Hey man wanna see a movie tonight?
Taylor: Foshefinitely!

by BOjangles8808 May 5, 2011

Foster Flop

Foster Flop is an Australian saying, humorously describing the inability to get an erection after drinking too much beer.

It is comprised of "Foster", as in the famous Australian beer brand Foster's, and "Flop", as in "to fail completely" or "to fall heavily".

Last night after the party I wanted to root her but I Foster flopped.

Too bad you had a Foster Flop, otherwise we could have had sex.
"Did you have sex last night?" "No, I couldn't. I had a Foster Flop."

by MoMaB July 22, 2012

fishers dozen

A flexible unit of measurement ranging between 7 and 11. Originated in the long history of fishers exaggerating their catch both in size and total number caught. when someone says they caught a dozen fish without documented proof of said catch; they caught between 7 and 11.

How many hours did you study for the exam?

About a fishers dozen

by flytier December 28, 2015

fisher mitchell

A pale ginger. Perfers to be in the dark alone. Also know as Big Papi Fish Boi, Fisher is a young trap Lord, and doesn't get last in the 2 mile most of the time. This man is also a fagot.

Look at Fisher Mitchell over there, he is so hot!

by LeFloyd May 22, 2017

fooshers

The accurate plural form of fish.

Look at all those fooshers

by Foosherman June 5, 2018