When someone doesn't wash for weeks or months to the point where it looks like a Cornucopia but instead of the fruit its good o'l Smegma chunks
Yo i sucked Neal's cock last night and he had so much shit in his foreskin it looked like a Foreskin Cornucopia
by Justtrash21 March 9, 2020
Get the Foreskin Cornucopia mug.Tammy was pretty pissed all day at work because last night Jeremy decided he’d rather have a nice ol’ foreskin fishook instead of fucking her wretched arse and ended up th the ER
by Puss Side On September 15, 2019
Get the Foreskin fishook mug.The event of which your foreskin is permanently stuck in the position where it cannot be pulled down.
Ben: yo Gemma I can't pull down my foreskin I think there is some smegma in there.
Gemma: don't worry ben I will lick your foreskin to lubricate it
un-retractable foreskin
Gemma: don't worry ben I will lick your foreskin to lubricate it
un-retractable foreskin
by smegyeet August 24, 2019
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Person2: "Dude, it's been ten years since the accident... you should really start dating again... she would want you to be happy!"
Person2: "Dude, it's been ten years since the accident... you should really start dating again... she would want you to be happy!"
by Samtimewizzard October 28, 2020
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Get the Foreskin Gang mug.Close and meticulous examination of the foreskin for evidence of disease, rash, markings, unfaithfulness etc.
Mary has a PhD in Foreskin Forensics. Do not ever think of going back from a meeting with a "secret friend" without washing your foreskin. She will find even the tiniest amount of lipstick or other foreign substance on your prick.
by Wee Wee Willie Winkie April 13, 2023
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