by dlm454 December 14, 2008
Get the floppy mug.The mood one is in when being in a state beyond ticked, pissed, or irritated. Floppycock is usually insinuated by another individual handing them their ass in a video game - particularly the Halo series.
Mike: What's wrong with AJ?
Joe: Oh, he got his ass kicked in Lockout, he's in floppycock.
Matt: Dude, don't be in floppycock. I was just trying to get you a gig. So what if you need to take your shirt off. It's only acting.
Mike: Fuck you. I'm just not into that. Whatever.
Joe: Oh, he got his ass kicked in Lockout, he's in floppycock.
Matt: Dude, don't be in floppycock. I was just trying to get you a gig. So what if you need to take your shirt off. It's only acting.
Mike: Fuck you. I'm just not into that. Whatever.
by matt beast November 10, 2008
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Dad:"Would you rather me be fat and happy? or skinny and cranky?"
Mom:"Fat and happy"
Little girl at school:"My Daddy is Fappy"
Mom:"Fat and happy"
Little girl at school:"My Daddy is Fappy"
by M-Dizzle Fo Shizzle April 12, 2006
Get the Fappy mug.1. (noun or verb) a flacid penis, generally long in length, that is difficult to erect. Shaking the penis in attempts to get hard result in a "dead puppet" type motion hence the term floppy sock. Also known as "flop sock".
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Noun - I wanted to bone that bitch but all that Jack I drank gave me a floppy sock.
Verb - I couldn't get it up so I floppy-socked that bitch in the face for a while until I gave up and smoked a blunt.
Verb - I couldn't get it up so I floppy-socked that bitch in the face for a while until I gave up and smoked a blunt.
by King Blumpkin of SoCal March 5, 2004
Get the floppy sock mug.Foppenheim is a land filled with beauty, Asians, and prescription drug-lords who have been transformed into clowns with ears.
A magical reality created by the GREAT AND POWERFUL DAYNE'S FEET AND ESPECIALLY HIS MAGIC TOES which were stolen by the evil Fop-mermaid many centuries ago and she forced them with the bitings of the Fop-Fish to push the Trifop ship to a new land with which to establish her rulership as a God.
Since then the evil Fop-mermaid has died and her kind daughter is now our queen. On some lucky nights you may even have the opportunity, when you look out onto the sea, to witness the magestic Tripfop ship still jumping away from the Fop-Fish and a beautiful Camel carrying the toupees for all the county perching on the deck.
NATIONAL ANTHEM
ON THE HORIZON I SEE A CAMEL
A CAMEL OF TRUTH A CAMEL OF PRIDE
A CAMEL NAMED FOP. OF FOPPENHEIM.
AND HE HAD LUSTROUS TAIL FEATHERS.
ON HIS BACK A THOUSAND TOUPEES
PRETTY AS A SMILING DAYYYYNE
BUT NOBODY KNEW OF THE PAIIN IN HIS HEART
ON THE BONNIE BONNIE BANKS OF FOPPENHEIM!
A magical reality created by the GREAT AND POWERFUL DAYNE'S FEET AND ESPECIALLY HIS MAGIC TOES which were stolen by the evil Fop-mermaid many centuries ago and she forced them with the bitings of the Fop-Fish to push the Trifop ship to a new land with which to establish her rulership as a God.
Since then the evil Fop-mermaid has died and her kind daughter is now our queen. On some lucky nights you may even have the opportunity, when you look out onto the sea, to witness the magestic Tripfop ship still jumping away from the Fop-Fish and a beautiful Camel carrying the toupees for all the county perching on the deck.
NATIONAL ANTHEM
ON THE HORIZON I SEE A CAMEL
A CAMEL OF TRUTH A CAMEL OF PRIDE
A CAMEL NAMED FOP. OF FOPPENHEIM.
AND HE HAD LUSTROUS TAIL FEATHERS.
ON HIS BACK A THOUSAND TOUPEES
PRETTY AS A SMILING DAYYYYNE
BUT NOBODY KNEW OF THE PAIIN IN HIS HEART
ON THE BONNIE BONNIE BANKS OF FOPPENHEIM!
by Kataro July 13, 2007
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