flabber-dik

when your sexual partner(s) has extra skin on their dik and it flaps in the wind.

Gorge has a flabber-dik

by ryan ross is dad August 4, 2018

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Flabberghosted

When your Tinder date realized you're fatter in person, and they disappeared and you never heard from them again.

Dang, I thought the date went well, but she excused herself to the restroom and flabberghosted me.

by DeanoDeluxe September 5, 2018

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flabbeating

The act of when a short and skinny kid beats the shit out of a fat kid.

Brad was flabbeating Xavier

by kickREDneckSISinTHROAT November 12, 2018

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Flabbergasted Skittles

When your scared as frick

Omg, when she jumped scared me, I was Flabbergasted Skittles!

by gibbymaller November 18, 2018

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When you constantly tell your amazing girlfriend you’re fat or you’re chubby and she keeps getting mad and makes you take it back so you have to make up your own word to describe yourself. A word that she doesn’t know the definition of and it’s really just a mix of the two words

Bf: Babe, I’m fat.
Gf: Take it back.
Bf: Fine. I’m not fat. I’m chubby.
Gf: Take it back.
Bf: Uggghhhh. Fiiiiiine. I’m fabby.
Gf: What does that mean?
Bf: Oh don’t worry about it

by Ligma Gems November 21, 2018

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