Filipino John

A goofy fun,, loveable guy. Always a good time, usually a Gemini. A regular John, but Filipino, and in the closet. You can always count on a Filipino John

I wish he'd stop being a Filipino John, he'd be happy if he was just honest with himself

by Pinoy pete November 20, 2022

Filipino swifty

Wetting a paper towel, putting a dab of dish detergent on it, then using your bare foot to wipe the floor with it. I just made up this term, Filipino swifty. I'm mostly Filipino so maybe I can get away with it. Probably not.

Wife: The floor is dirty, where's the mop?
Me: Not to worry. I can do a Filipino swifty.

by old observer April 16, 2023

Filipino

A language with such longs words you’ll cry.

Sarah: Hey Arthur, you know Filipino, how do you say "what I heard was disturbing" in Filipino?
Arthur: Oh it’s nakakapágpabagabag ang narinig ko
Sarah: *cries*

by CoolotakuB) May 24, 2023

Filipino fire starter

When two Filipino lady boys rub there dicks together to ejaculation

My boy got a Filipino fire starter from some lady boy at the bar after finding out the chick he was talking to was in fact a dude.

by Mevers June 14, 2023

filipino syrup

The act of urinating in a woman's ass and then proceeding to drink the urine through a straw

How is it with Alice? Oh things are great last night we made some filipino syrup the other night

by GothSimp69 November 5, 2023

flipnastics

Original SHKLZ LLC

The way the that man makes money it's like he in flipnastics.

Her flipnastics is on point. She turned 100 into 2500

by Shklz February 6, 2024

Filipino mom

The type of mom who wants to control your decisions and never respects your opinions.
An example, "Ma, I want to be a actress Im the best at it!", mom; "Putang ina ka, be doctor, no actress!"
These type of moms ruin children's mental health and goals, sometimes put up the child to suicide or running away.

My Filipino mom hits me everyday

by Eypsy February 10, 2024