That dude who lurks by the Mrs. Fields shops in popular malls and hits on cute women who stop by. The women have lowered their defenses to focus on their search for desserts, and are therefore vulnerable to the approaches of this man.
*Man approaches Woman gazing longingly at a giant cookie cake*
Man: "Hey there, looks like you've got a sweet tooth. I've got something to fix that..." *winks seductively*
Woman: "Oh gosh you're one of those creepy Mr. Fields dudes, aren't you? Not interested."
Man: "Hey there, looks like you've got a sweet tooth. I've got something to fix that..." *winks seductively*
Woman: "Oh gosh you're one of those creepy Mr. Fields dudes, aren't you? Not interested."
by Ahab, Destroyer of Nations November 17, 2018
Get the Mr. Fields mug.Mason Field is happiness itself, he is pure love and joy. There is never a time where you feel alone if you are in the presence of Mason. Mason is the most selfless personal you'll ever come across. He loves with everything he is and he's just so strong as a person. To meet an amazing guy is one thing, but to meet your husband in the most amazing of men is entirely apart. I love you mason field more than anything in the world🤍
When was the best man in the world born?
He was born on the 21st of July and his name is Mason Field!
He was born on the 21st of July and his name is Mason Field!
by Forever Yours69 July 16, 2022
Get the Mason Field mug.Sitting in a field, with your mates, getting drunk and stoned. The best place to sesh ever. Nobody else there to care about a group of drunk or stoned youths.
Not recommended in winter. Or in cities. Or in crop fields.
Not recommended in winter. Or in cities. Or in crop fields.
Person #1 "Are you going to the field sesh tomorrow?"
Person #2 "Where is it?"
#1 "That farmer's field on the edge of town, outside the housing estates."
#2 "Of course, where better to get drunk in than an empty field!"
Person #2 "Where is it?"
#1 "That farmer's field on the edge of town, outside the housing estates."
#2 "Of course, where better to get drunk in than an empty field!"
by CatsAreVeryCool December 19, 2018
Get the field sesh mug.Sometimes Hunters get hungry while waiting for deer.
Often times they have no other option but to break out their Ranch.
Although usually carnivorous, a hunter sometimes resorts to pouring salad dressing on the grass in front of him and grazing as a mid-day snack.
Often times they have no other option but to break out their Ranch.
Although usually carnivorous, a hunter sometimes resorts to pouring salad dressing on the grass in front of him and grazing as a mid-day snack.
The Hunter's Code:
When poaching or sitting, waiting and guessing
When the deer aren't here, we use field dressing.
When poaching or sitting, waiting and guessing
When the deer aren't here, we use field dressing.
by Phantom649 June 3, 2019
Get the Field Dressing mug.A - "Hey Jim, we need to go to a different bar."
B - "Why's that?"
C - "The bouncer doesn't believe Dan is of age to drink"
D - "What a Field Yates"
B - "Why's that?"
C - "The bouncer doesn't believe Dan is of age to drink"
D - "What a Field Yates"
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