felch

1. To suck semen from a sexual partner's orifice following intercourse.

2. To insert a live gerbil, hamster, or other into your anus using a tube, cardboard or otherwise.

3. Something you might practice if in the intimate company of alleged felcher Richard Gere, who was apparently caught while practising definition number 2.

It is wise to trim your pet hamsters nails prior to a good felch.

by crackotfige January 8, 2005

fenching

A sexual act involving small birds being placed in body openings.

Once two men were fenching and they couldn't get the bird out, so one man used a match to try and find it. However, the other man passes gas, giving both men third degree burns.

by Naked Avenger August 17, 2004

felch monger

someone who takes a straw and inserts it into spmeone's ass and sucks farts out, then turning around and hoarding them.

David, get outta my ass, you felch monger!

by phoenix1984 September 27, 2005

Fetch

cool or awesome! used my gretchen weiners, like, alllll the time in Mean Girls... Sorta short 4 "fetching," which would mean th@ gretchen wasnt tottaallllyyyy retartd when she said "it's, like, slang...from england" 2 describe it.

Regina: "OMG i <3 ur bracelet! Where did u get it?"
Cady: "My mom made it for me..."
Regina: "It's adorable"
Gretchen: "Yeah... it's so FETCH!"
Regina: "wat is 'fetch'?"
Gretchen: "like, slang from... england"

by imsocoolursojealous March 8, 2009

fetcher

Another word to use as an insult. Related words: Loser, Idiot, Poopface, ect.

Shut your face fetcher!

Your such a fetcher!

You little fetcher.

Eat poop fetcher

by Moesha February 15, 2005

Felch

The act into which someone sucks cum from someone's ass. Can be performed by using a straw, and sticking it in the other person's anus. You can tell if the straw is used if it has a brown ring around it.

"Dude! Someone told me, UR MOM!, so I felched their mom!"

by Hana Slaughter May 29, 2008

felchabix

A cereal introduced by J Gladstone after his discovery that felch product can be grown on wheat fields following a fallow year. Once a scottish delicacy it is now commonly sold in most felch parlours.

"Darling, would you like felchabix for breakfast?"

by Peelmeback January 12, 2008