Tyler Foster

A large lizard who feasts on the soles of children in desert Italy. He will hang out with your older sister Matti and watch Glee with her and break your camera. It will devour gas mileage with ease and mess with your head.
He was last rumoured to be in Albania.

That Tyler Foster helped the Dark Lord rise again!

by SOMERANDOMKIDINAMERICA July 25, 2011

Cunt Faster

Faster: To give up something for a period of time (In this case cant get any at all)

Cunt: Pussy

Cunt Faster: A Person who can get any pussy.

Issac: Bro, you couldn't get any if you tried

Sean: Shut The Fuck Up Cunt Faster.

by Coggin3DC with WhiteChoco October 18, 2011

Memphis Two Fister

The Memphis Two Fister is one of the best moves out there, especially if you live in the south. The Memphis Two Fister is the act of penetrating your mom and your sister at the same time with your fists.

It could go both ways; mom with the left hand and sister with the right, or vice versa.

"Dad went out in a rain storm and got his truck stuck in the mud so my mom, my sister, and I had some time to ourselfs stuck inside by the rain. It was the perfect situation to show them the Memphis Two Fister!"

by jtmalott April 4, 2019

Doing the John Fetterman

The act of wearing a heavy top (such as a hoodie or coat) paired with shorts, much like Senator John Fetterman does out of uniform.

Jon: When I was leaving her house, it was colder but I was still wearing shorts. So I threw on a hoodie and started doing the John Fetterman

by StillSceneIn2023 February 17, 2023

feterosexual

The catogorically incorrect stereotype that lesbians are especially masculine exisits. Often times they are, but sometimes not. Feterosexual (I made it up) means you are a masculine female yet you are not a lesbian. Hey, I don't make socities rules. I'm just telling it like it is.

1. Hey, dude. I'm not a lesbian. I'm feterosexual.

by coolwalrus123 February 17, 2006

fosters

AKA skippys piss.Cheep lager that is a triumph of marketing over taste like so many;eg stella(worse than),carling(better than)heineken(same page)

fosters ? what else have you got?

by toymi69 May 30, 2008

dirty foster

Like a Dirty Sanchez only you stick your finger in your own ass so that she does not see it coming.

I was going to attempt the Dirty Sanchez but I think she was suspicious, so thinking on my toes, I busted out with the Dirty Foster instead.

by Foster from Delta 1/222 April 23, 2005