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Fece Fetus

When a woman manages to hold her poop for 9 months and it comes out looking like a baby.
Married Man- "After years of trying, my wife and I were unable to conceive a child of our own. We then chose to take the best alternative, a fece fetus. After a couple of 'miscarriages', my wife cheated death and gave birth to our newborn. It's a miracle."
by Dude_Brah_Man February 25, 2010
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femismo

Strong or agressive femine pride
Xena exudes femismo!
by jgoodwin August 12, 2011
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Fenus

Fenus is a horses penis also known as a falis.A Fenus is usually found on a male horse.
"Wow daddy look at that horses massive Fenus"
"Son dont touch the horses Fenus again!"
by Kris Allan November 22, 2004
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fetus

One who acts like a baby.
Tim: No fair! Those guys get all the girls!
Bill: Shut up, you fetus!
by lingo1 June 1, 2007
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fetus humper

Cradle robber; someone who dates somebody a lot younger than they are.
by Fi March 19, 2004
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Femunda Cheese

The white crusted leftovers on the lips of the vagina after sex.
I would go down on you but, baby you are covered in femunda cheese!
by dickcheeze November 15, 2009
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fecus

A cross between the word fecal and anus. Often used by people who are obsessed with feces and who are prone to anal-retentiveness. Also may be used by people who have an obsession with saying the word "anus".
"I'm feeling like fecus today."
by lephermessiah September 18, 2004
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