A female that has graduated from a school and already has a degree, and works full time. Not to be confused with a stripper. Usually in mid twenties or a little older.
Person 1: So what are you doing know as far as your professional career?
Person 2: I'm a professional female.
Person 1: You are a stripper?
Person 2: No I work full time at a law office.
Person 2: I'm a professional female.
Person 1: You are a stripper?
Person 2: No I work full time at a law office.
by Crystal K February 5, 2007
Get the professional femalemug. A female that is indeed such a horrible, stupid, and disrespectful person that they can be compared as something only used to clean a disgusting and smell vagina. Yuck!
*A douchebag really can be male or female and people that think only males can be douchebags, are douchebags. If you are a female douchebag, the examples relate to you.
*A douchebag really can be male or female and people that think only males can be douchebags, are douchebags. If you are a female douchebag, the examples relate to you.
If at least two of these relate to you, congratulations, you are a female douchebag.
*(If you didn't get that that was sarcasm, you're a female douchebag.)
*Wearing fake nails, having a bellybutton piercing, fake tanning, etc. (Jersey Shore crew.)
*Watching jersey shore because it's cool
*Not knowing and/or caring about the difference between its, it's, their, there, they're, your, you're, etc.
*One who dumps their friends for a boyfriend/girlfriend (if lesbo or bisexual)
*sluts
*One who doesn't trust themselves and is desperate, an attention seeker, and makes everyone else's life miserable
*A wanna be
*One who smells TERRIBLE! One who either uses douche or who doesn't wash their vagina and lets it crust and reek (when around people)
*Fuckers, cheaters, etc.
*you guys get the point.
*(If you didn't get that that was sarcasm, you're a female douchebag.)
*Wearing fake nails, having a bellybutton piercing, fake tanning, etc. (Jersey Shore crew.)
*Watching jersey shore because it's cool
*Not knowing and/or caring about the difference between its, it's, their, there, they're, your, you're, etc.
*One who dumps their friends for a boyfriend/girlfriend (if lesbo or bisexual)
*sluts
*One who doesn't trust themselves and is desperate, an attention seeker, and makes everyone else's life miserable
*A wanna be
*One who smells TERRIBLE! One who either uses douche or who doesn't wash their vagina and lets it crust and reek (when around people)
*Fuckers, cheaters, etc.
*you guys get the point.
by Mental Muscle 4 U January 22, 2012
Get the female douchebagmug. by shssueiejenebe January 27, 2023
Get the female munchmug. A fanatical fan of females. One who is fearless in their facility to festoon females with fondness.
Akin to an “athletic supporter”?
Not to be confused with "Female euthanasia’s" who tend to be LESS enthusiastic in RE: females.
Akin to an “athletic supporter”?
Not to be confused with "Female euthanasia’s" who tend to be LESS enthusiastic in RE: females.
Many female enthusiasts turn to the 1974 epic Caged Heat for a rare peek into the world of HOT WOMEN IN PRISON MOVIES!!!
by Maximoose December 20, 2004
Get the female enthusiastsmug. When I see a naked female body, I'm convinced that there is a God. They're all perfect. They're all different, and all perfect because they are made for men.
Some women choose to enjoy them too.
Some women choose to enjoy them too.
by forhall October 19, 2010
Get the female bodymug. Bro, I totally shnarfed this hootie-wootie's cootie-shnooter while she pooter-shnarfed into some titty-lumpkins while I simultaneously gave her a female blumpkin.
by andybuchanan1 December 20, 2008
Get the female blumpkinmug. The ancient and still present artform of a female getting something completely wrong but never actually being able to apologise for it.
Instead they will just be nice to you for a prolonged amount of time hoping that they'll make you forget about their faux pas without being humbled enough to say "Sorry".
Instead they will just be nice to you for a prolonged amount of time hoping that they'll make you forget about their faux pas without being humbled enough to say "Sorry".
So how did it go last night?
It was OK, I didn't get an apology.
How is that OK, she was completely out of line!
It's OK because I got the female apology, enjoyed the lack of nagging so much I forgot why I was mad at her in the first place.
It was OK, I didn't get an apology.
How is that OK, she was completely out of line!
It's OK because I got the female apology, enjoyed the lack of nagging so much I forgot why I was mad at her in the first place.
by MikeMilligan July 13, 2009
Get the Female Apologymug.