feltbeats

biggest tool on earth who writes of stroking his girlfriend publicly; gay person in denial.

"hey stacy, did you see what bob wrote on facebook?"

"Oh my god, he is so feltbeats"

by lalalaaluciex April 10, 2009

feathers

pot, boo, weed, grass, green, dank

Another synonym for the plant cannabis sativa, usually to refer to the higher quality.

This term was invented by a small stoner child when said child declared that calling it 'stoned' was silly, because stones were heavy and it made one feel as though one was flying, and therefore should be called 'feathered'.

See also philly walk.

"Let's get some feathers and an eight-ball, mate."

"You gonna share any of those feathers, or do I gotta go buy my own?"

by laeiryn August 26, 2006

Feather

Derived from goose-feather or cuckoo feather (cuckoo bird), a feather, or a feath, is a crazy-person. He or she is usually out of their mind and in their own world, but not all the time. They tend to "feath" out or "flap" around wildly. When agitated, which occurs often, feathers can become ruffled. This is also detected through the possessed, wild-eyed look of the feather. A flapping sound can be used to reference the actions of said feather or the presence of a feather.

"That girl at the party was a total feather."

"Did you see that guy on the bus feathing out?"

"Dinner was great, until I got "feathed". I am not sitting next to Bob's sister again."

"Feath came over last night, and was flapping every which way and left feathers all over the ground!"

by wil' child September 23, 2009

felch

Many turbojet autopilot systems actually have a button labeled "FLCH" which is clearly pronounced "Felch Mode" by every corporate pilot I know.

For some reason many pilots are happy to discuss "Felch Mode" and why it should not be used.

PNF: We were cleared down to FL340, should I Felch you?
PF: Nah, just use VS mode.

by Cosmo50 February 19, 2008

felch

to suck cum out of somebody's ass

"dont you know felch means... well then tell me would you rather get felched or do the felching fuck em in the ass suck the cum out while you're belching burp belch then go back for a second helping"

-"Insane" From Eminem's Relapse Album

by eminemrelapse May 15, 2009

Felching

Sucking semen through a straw, out of a freshly fucked asshole.

She really needs to work on her felching, if she wants a spot on analcumsumption.com

by Ronzombie November 26, 2010

felching necropheliac

The act of coming in a dead man or woman, and then sucking it out orally.

I wanted a cold one after work, so I went to the morgue and found a sexy dead woman, came in her pussy, and sucked it out, and then went to have a beer. The mortician called me a sick ass felching necropheliac.

by Dirty...Dirty February 14, 2010