When the poo pressure inside your anus comes flying out so hard that it hurts your sphincter and produces a sound like a dog barking.
Quit fart barking so close to my head!
I'm gonna have to go sit on the toilet and fart bark.
I just fart Barked so hard, I need to blot.
I'm gonna have to go sit on the toilet and fart bark.
I just fart Barked so hard, I need to blot.
by Doctor Ramshackle February 27, 2011
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Aww man I shouldn't have eaten that fart packet earlier, now I have hot gas.
Hey Joe, hand me one of them fart packets, I wanna crop dust the shit out of those girl scouts.
Hey Joe, hand me one of them fart packets, I wanna crop dust the shit out of those girl scouts.
by PinkyandtheBrain December 9, 2012
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Members of the fart collective were recently found dining at Mar-A-Lago on black beans, anchovies and Brussels sprouts, patiently awaiting the arrival of the Guest of Honor.
by Dr Bunnygirl January 5, 2019
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Get the fart tone mug.1)A fart that just feels like an everyday fart, but lets out a liquidous and very dank frap odor.
2) A fart that is discharged and burns the asshole. It feels like a firy plasma is leaking out of your asshole but like a ghost, leaves no stain or tird.
2) A fart that is discharged and burns the asshole. It feels like a firy plasma is leaking out of your asshole but like a ghost, leaves no stain or tird.
by cheesefactory October 21, 2008
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Oh dear God Dan ripped a Carcass Fart. Christ Danny it smells like there's something rotting in your ass!
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