Two Fisted Farmer

too fist'd fahr-mer

-Noun

1.) The sexual act of a man placing his penis between the breasts of a lactating woman. The man then takes a breast into each hand and begins milking the woman and spreads the milks over his penis to be used as lubricant.

Man: "Damn, we are out of lube again... I was really looking forward to placing my penis between your breasts and gyrating."

Woman: "How about a Two Fisted Farmer?"

Man: "That's a GREAT idea. I am so glad you are still lactating!"

by Buster Highmen December 9, 2009

Retard Farmer

A person who looks over Retards

"hey look it's one of those Retard Farmers!" *Everyone Laughs*

by Mike March 1, 2004

farmtard

A Derogatory term used to compare either; a) Someones intelligence to that of an animal or, b) Someones behaviour and/or character flaws similar to that of an animal.

Alternatively Tib is a Farmtard to those who know him.

a) "Don't be stupid Farmtard."
b) "Hey Farmtard, want a troth?"

by James Reynolds May 7, 2005

Farmer's breakfast

A shit and a glass of water

Don't worry, love. I've got t' milk cows. I'll just have a farmer's breakfast.

by Ed Rivers November 17, 2005

Farmer Senship

Farmer Senship is a position assumed during sexual intercourse between two men. This position utilizes inanimate objects to the extreme in order to provide a sexual euphoria for one of the two individuals and extreme pain and discomfort for the other. Though the pain is quite real, the arousal factor for the victim exceeds his desire to be the one providing the pain.

Bubba, a cross-dresser convicted of indecent exposure inside of a Kids R' Us, employed the Farmer Senship technique when his new cell-mate, Mark Young, moved in.

by Bubba March 3, 2004

farmervision

Television channels you get without a cable or satellite TV subscription. Usually by using rabbit ears. Gets its name from farmers that were either too cheap, or couldn't afford to get cable or satellite. Similar to the word peasantvision

Patrick: "dude, you only have four channels"

Bill: "yea, i don't subscribe, i just get farmervision"

by blackwaterproof October 12, 2007

Farmersville (Ohio)

A small white trash town filled with wanna be hillbillies and the occasional suburban wanksta.The residents of this and the neighboring town(Germantown)share a school district(Valley View).The residents are mainly low income idiots who like to reproduce and keep the idiocy within the area.You shouldn't go there it is a horrible place to live let alone visit.The appalling reality of their mindless ignorance is saddening.This town makes hopes of an advanced future something hard to grasp.DO NOT approach the locals most of them have loaded shotguns racked up in their four wheel drives.Slicker saucing is a ritual where they abduct you at gunpoint grease your ass and let a mule go at with your rump while they drink corn liquor,listen to Country music, and laugh at your misfortune.

I got slicker sauced in Farmersville (Ohio) last night

by Shameful wonky slapper June 29, 2011