Cranberry Farmer 

When a man puts his testicles on a woman's vagina whilst she is on her period.

That chick is hella kinky, she was on her period, so I gave her a cranberry farmer.

Cranberry Farmer by Propaganda78 December 11, 2009

Office Farmer 

Male bar-fly commonly found wearing chinos and tucked in check shirt. Brogues are optional but highly recommended. Must drive a 4x4 to quickly get round the village green. Unlikely to have ever been on a fucking farm but will bleat publicly down their damned phone about how many grand they've had to pay the builders, land registry, wife etc etc. Probably a locally active conservative. And cunt.

Look at him over there, fucking office farmer.

Office Farmer by shibboleh July 6, 2010

grundle farmer 

One who harvests dingleberries.

When was the last time a grundle farmer harvested your back 40.

grundle farmer by Fulton September 22, 2005

baby-farmer 

a whore, any of many prominiscuous women.
or
a woman with many children.

Wow! that girl is such a baby-farmer!

Angelina Jolie is a baby-farmer

baby-farmer by shayna burns March 21, 2008

Chinese Gold Farmer 

Someone who sells you gold (illegally) in WOW or Diablo III. You give them Money and your password and then they transfer the gold to your account. A week later they hack back into your account and take all your stuff, and then sell it to the next poor sap, thus creating an infinite feedback loop.

People who have there account hacked usually previously bought gold from Chinese Gold Farmers.

Chinese Gold Farmer by Budthestud May 1, 2013

The farmer and the Dell

You might think that this is the nursery rhyme (song), "The Farmer in the Dell", but in this case, the farmer has a Dell brand computer and is learning how to program it.

♫The farmer and the Dell,♫
♫The farmer and the Dell,♫
♫High ho the stereo♫
♫The farmer and the Dell!♫

The farmer and the Dell by Telephony July 26, 2014

Michigan Dirt Farmer 

Another name for a hillbilly.

A) That guy is a Michigan dirt farmer

B) You're a Michigan dirt farmer!

Michigan Dirt Farmer by Sashaa* December 7, 2009