Closet Fatass

When you eat a ton of food but you're still skinny.

"That guy eats a shit ton of food on the daily, but he still manages to maintain a weight of 70kg. He's a closet fatass"

by Guacamole Nigga Penis555 October 6, 2020

fatass

Michael Moore's F.A.T.A.S.S.

His Fully Automated Threat Alert and Security System. Designed to keep him in good with liberal tree-huggers, while he eats big macs, whoppers, and 5 buckets of chicken.

Michael Moore's F.A.T.A.S.S. made Farenheit 9/11.

by Wolfe October 11, 2004

Fassy

done both fast and messy.

1)Man, you really fassied thru that pizza!
2)I'm gonna go home and fassy this chick, be back in an hour.

by kozknows May 25, 2008

FASSHOLE

Not fat and asshole but rather a fucking asshole, thus you get a fasshole.

Hey that fasshole just ran over my dog.

by mickie8 January 22, 2007

fassy

A word used to describe someone who is weak and lacking.

Poor fassy man, he does not have the balls or intelligence to make it through college.

by Edefiner February 10, 2015

fassy

A homosexual male

That boy a fassy!

by TriniGirl December 4, 2002

michael fassbender

German-Irish actor who is 34 he acted in H3X, Band of Brothers, 300, HUnger, Fish Tank My opinion is he is Very Sexy, CUte, sweet, funny, fun, TALL, &Gorgeous and he can act!

also in X men:first class along w/James Mcavoy & othr actors currently dating Zoe Kravitz

Michael Fassbender'sgorgeous, green eyes sparkle along with his dashing face & smile.

by <3seasons&dogs June 21, 2011