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Frankenstien's Foreskin

The dead, scarred flesh left as the result of too much cosmetic surgery.
After having her tits do the hokey-cokey one time too many, Jordan's bust still looked great from the top,
but the underside looked like Frankenstien's foreskin.
by TheBadFire December 29, 2007
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Chew the foreskin

Variation of chew the fat. Used openly by gentiles or in secret by Jews to describe any non-kosher discussion. For example, how tasty Julia Louise-Dreyfus is, or why Palestinians could be considered human.
Oy vey, Efrayim. That Elaine. Every time I watch Seinfeld, her tuckus makes me crazy.”
“Why chew the foreskin you shmuck? You’ve always been a meschugener.”
by Itoldyadontfuckwitme December 30, 2018
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Rumple Foreskin

Another name for a penis, said by marissa thome in the film four rooms
Tickling a baby's rumple foreskin will keep me aroused forever
by Baczkowski March 9, 2003
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Phimosis (Loiper Foreskin)

Molding process of the infected head of the pinis A.K.A Loiper causes Molding, Fungi, Skin irritation/pealing, painful contaminated urination.
I had Phimosis (Loiper Foreskin) a few years back my foreskin became what's known as but I was Sterilized so its all good now :)
by Ativ2 May 23, 2009
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A term similar to "you've hit the nail right on the head there", only used when discussing sexual relations in a joking manner, or joking about sex. This term is normally used and abused by underage children who find sex something to joke and laugh about. Hence the term "...hit the willie on the foreskin" would not be used in a press conference.
Fiona: It's my buisness what me and John did last night, so don't ask, ok?
John: Ooh, you got naughty didn't you? You gave him a bj?
Fiona: Alright, I'm completely ignoring you now.
John: Yeah well, from your body language and the way you're acting now, I can tell you got to third base.
Fiona: *hmph*
Mike: Ah, man you don't need to be no genius to work that out, but you're pretty clever. God, them two are a dirty bunch aren't they?
John: Yeah, if she just lied and said no then we'd not have worked this out. Girls can be pretty good actors.
Mike: Thing is, she's such a devout Christian, she won't lie or steal or swear or anything.
John: Ah, mate. You hit the willie on the foreskin.
Mike: That's me.
John: Wait a sec... if she's such a devout Christian...
Mike: That would mean she wouldn't have done anything sexual like that until after marriage, she's not even 16!
John: Could we have got it wrong.
Mike: The willie is lucky tonight, I think this is another miss. :(
by ShmoofingFabsee March 31, 2008
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tight foreskin

by Valhalla May 26, 2020
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pulling a mexican foreskin

The act of craking open a beer mid waterfall with the intention of continuing to chug.
The waterfall was going so long, i ended up pulling a mexican foreskin to avoid breaking the stream.
by Turnbuckle42 March 5, 2016
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