False Advertisement

False Advertisement is when you pay for something and get something other than what you paid for.

I ordered a toaster from ebay and recieved a microwave. Then I contacted the guy who advertised it and he said "sorry false advertisement".

by James Zerelle March 6, 2010

False Alarm Fart

When someone farts and believes that he or she may have to themselves,then goes to check and it turns out it was nothing but gas

"dude,i was talkin to this girl and i slid one out and though i crapped a little, but it was just a false alarm fart

by jobforadonnell June 1, 2010

false ideals

having the wrong idea about something, not understanding the real thing. failing to recognize.

she has false ideals about what healthy food is
"sally, just because they say it's healthy doesn't mean it really is!"

by yasmeenie November 14, 2013

false god

An item of worship other than the God explained in the Bible. Usually another being/object.

A figment created by an emotionally decapitated person in hopes for acceptance from those around them or the thing they have turned into their worship icon.

People with nothing better to do.

Hey, see that greasy chick over there? She spends 4 hours a day making sex rituals with her false god, Uncle Bill.

by A n o n y m o u s November 13, 2006

fmal

Fuck my ass laughing.

Abbreviation for finding something humorous, in a similar sense as LOL, LMAO, ROFL, LMFAO, ROFLCOPTER, LULZ, LAWL, LAWLIPOPZ, among others, are used.

Random loser: A bra i juss got me a quata ounceeee but ah losst it.

Other dude: FMAL!!!!

by Final Boss of the Interwebs April 13, 2008

falsetto

Back in the Renaissance period (approx. 1475-1600)the Roman Catholic church did not approve of women singing in the choir. Because of this, they castrated young boys in order to keep their feminine quality so their voices wouldnt change and they could sing as high as a woman. This went on until 1903.

Tariq: "Yo man, did you lose your balls?"
Ferdinand: "Actually, yes. I am a falsetto in my church's choir."

by CDrizzle February 21, 2008

categorically false

For such a thing to exist, there must also exist its inseparable opposite. It's, very clearly, a non admission admission, that's synonymous with "compartmentalization", which is where we must look for an in depth understanding of its true meaning.

No clear examples of categorically false may be given without criminal implication, since it is only they who use it.

by imprismed October 24, 2013