Finger knuckle

Pertaining to the appearance of Terry Nutkins' hand after an otter called Edal bit off his fingers. Not to be confused with Beadle hand.

A crap non-scary animal bit off my fingers, so now I have a finger knuckle.

by ALCT June 30, 2012

Groos-Fingers

The inability to type intelligible words or sentences, particularly on a smart phone device. This inability stems from a number of factors to include: 1). Your fingers are too fat to operate the device properly. 2). You are too drunk to operate the device properly. 3). You just don’t know how to spell or type to begin with.

WTF was that message you sent me, I could not understand it. You must have had a serious case of Groos-Fingers.

by McPeePee November 6, 2010

Guitar Fingers

Tenderness and soreness a beginner guitarist experiences on the fingers of the non strumming hand (from holding down strings). Blisters can appear but usually abate after calluses develop.

Guy: I just started playing guitar a few weeks ago.

Girl: OMG finger me!

Guy: Not such a good idea...I've got some badass guitar fingers.

by grovecityfan1 October 3, 2008

POS Finger

The pain associated at the tip of the index finger from repeatedly banging it into the touchscreen of a Point of Sale register. Commonly found in retail and customer service based occupations. Seek medical attention/new career if the problem persists.

It was only 45 minutes into Jane's shift and she was already complaining about her POS Finger symptoms. She'll have to use her middle and ring fingers for the next couple transactions.

by LivDahhling February 6, 2015

finger-snails

snails dead or alive attached to place where nail used to be

dang gurl nice finger-snails you got there

by maxx;) October 15, 2016

Jolly Fingers

When you can smell your girl's sweet juices on your fingers long after finger banging that pussy.

Hey braaaaahhhh. Take a whiff of my jolly fingers.

Broooohhh. Your mom left me with a sweetest jolly fingers last night.

by Eaton Holgoode April 17, 2017

Tar Finger

When your finger accidently slips through the wad of toilet paper after a particularly moist, wet deuce drop.

Despite his effort to the contrary, Frank's finger slipped through the wad of toilet paper mid-wipe and left him with a tar finger until he could finish and wash off.

by Eaton Holgoode June 3, 2016