P.I.L.F.

"President I'd like to fuck." - Finally women will be able to use ilf-isms with style and class.

Future President of the United States Barack Obama is the P.I.L.F. of my dreams.

by Watt Evers June 12, 2008

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For some reason you tried to write every single key on a scandinavian keyboard, you are bored and weird.

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by Synne.needs.a.more.creative.na November 24, 2022

Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q

THIS IS THE FINAL STAGE OF BOREDOM!!!! ONCE YOU HAVE TYPED THE QWERTY KEYBOARD ACROSS AND BACKWARDS AS WELL AS DO THAT SIDEWAYS AND SIDEWAYS BACKWARDS, BUT THAT'S NOT ALL YOU STILL HAVE TO ADD THE SPACES IN BETWEEN EACH LETTER. THEN ONCE YOU DO ALL THAT YOU HAVE ACHIEVED GOD LEVEL!!!!!!

Person#1:Do you know that girl that typed Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q into the urban dictonary?

Me:*SCREAMS AND FLASHBACKS TO EXACTLY WHEN I TYPED Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q INTO THE URBAN DICTIONARY*

Person#1:*confused*

by RANDOMPERSON22345 January 7, 2022

P.C.I.F.

Pubes Caught In Foreskin

The water was so cold in the pool, I ended up with P.C.I.F.

by Bonezy September 12, 2018

P.R.O.F.A.C

This is an acronym that stands for: Protruding Front And Center. Its used as a way to describe people based on the size of their dick.

Anna: hey did you see Todd the other day?
Lisa: Yeah he was having P.R.O.F.A.C!
Anna: :0

by ultrafirelord November 19, 2018

P.A.T.F.T.B.

Pop A Titty For The Boys.

Sage, P.A.T.F.T.B.

by Friend of Sage August 29, 2020

S.T.F.U.Y.U.P.B

Shut the fuck up you ugly piggly bitch

Hey S.T.F.U.Y.U.P.B

by Thebeareddragonteen August 2, 2020