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escared

When something on your computer or electronic has scared you shitless.
"Damn yo, that email escared the shit outta me!"

"You see that movie Virus? Yo, the robot at the end was escary!"
by Webster March 31, 2003
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escapetwice.com

Escapetwice.com raped my dog, killed my sex drive, and drove my pimply teenage son to suicide!
by Joshua October 17, 2003
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escapod

An escape pod; a vehicle used to leave an area.
"AH! Aliens!"
"Quick, let's use the escapod!"
"Yay! Escapod to the rescue."
by Robert! May 11, 2006
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escareno

It's the best last name because you are brave at all times, your hard to get, you are beautiful, your tough, your overprotective, you care for other people you don't make it all about yourself, your helpful, your talkative, and last but not least your a good girl but a bad bitch.
Girl 1- (sighs) sets down and puts her head down
Girl 2- hey what's wrong my name is Emily escareno do you wanna talk about what's happening in your life I'm here for you

Girl 1- thank you so much I've been needing someone like you to come into my life
by To all the boys I've loved bef September 9, 2018
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Escapade

a fan fiction about louis tomlinson and harry styles where louis is a single hot ass business man that lies a lot, and harry or as we know him in that fic jack mcqueen is a sex worker. Any who louis meets jack aka harry in a taxi bla bla bla he’s rude bla bla bla later he asks harry to go with him to ziall’s wedding and they end up falling in love on vacation in flamingo cove!
Person A: I’m rereading escapade and i forgot how much i fucking love that fic oh my god

Person B: how far are you?

Person A: i’m at the airport part

Person B: THAT PART IS HILARIOUS HOE MY GOD
by fratrryhugbot May 18, 2021
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Teabag Escapading

The art of teabag escapading consists of variations of several outdoor sports adpated to be played indoors with limited equipment. Essentially, a freshly squeezed teabag(preferable of the herbal variety as they do not stain)is tied tightly and is used as the primary piece of equipment for the various activities.

* Kitchen Teabagging: This form involves throwing the teabag into the kitchen sink from various locations around the kitchen basketball style. The splashback/wall may be used as a back board and shots can be made from a sitting or standing position. If the teabag is successfully thrown into the sink it's one point. This game can be played with 2 or more players

* Cricket Teabagging: This form involves using a teabag as the ball and a dessert spoon as the bat. You can use a cup as the wicket. If the bag is hit off the table on the full it's 6 points, if it reaches the edge of the table it's 4 points. If someone catches the teabag you're out, if the teabag hits the wicket you're out. This game can be played with 2 or more players.

* Clown Teabagging: This form involves one person opening their mouth and moving their head side to side while the other person aims to throw the teabag into the open mouth. This game can be played with two or more players.
Miffy: I'm so bored tonight
Fred: Feel like little Teabag Escapading?
Miffy: Bring it on!
by the Token Redhead March 7, 2011
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Escapegoat

This maneuver entails an individual T-bagging or (ball-wiping)the face of another, while them being unconscious or in a sleeping state. This task must be done in an undetected and swift manor, ninja like one might say. This being accomplished, earns the up-most honor in the grotesque society of discussing activities.
"Oh man, Oh man, Steve's about the escapegoat Mark while he's pasted out drunk!"..."nice bro! you did it, sweet!"

Person A: "AAAhhh, that was a nice nap"
Person B: looks over with a grin "Escapegoaded!"
Person A: "NNooooo! Ah man, nice one bro. You got me good! haha" High five.
by Up Dog? October 18, 2008
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