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Elements

An absolutely rubbish/pants bar in the town of Witham, Essex, England.

Used to be a pub where people were constantly getting stabbed/bottled, but was bought out, fitted with curtains (most of them on the ceilings where there are no windows) and sofas, and now you can't get in without shoes on. Knives are still allowed... As long as they are not wearing any sportswear.

Also, dressing like a complete scab is still allowed, as long as you are wearing shoes. Spliffy jeans and Naff jackets are commonly seen at the bar.

Full of weird people from surrounding towns, who are probably too scummy or unpopular to go out in their own towns.
"Alright bruv, fancy not going to the George tonight and going out for a proper night - in elements, where we can pay twice as much for a drink as we do in any other pub within a 1 mile radius?"

"Yea ok cuz, let's take my sister's penknife and stab everyone up"
by Percy Poppadom December 2, 2007
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A new retro name for a man's semen.
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The true form of element isnt the stuff in the periodic table. Element is the form of matter when fused with some sort of energy. Most powerful when fused with ultima
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A fast-spoken, techno-filled stream of conscious string of spoken thought that is almost impossible to follow, even by the most fluent -- but ultimately is correct. If the listener can understand what is being said, they could almost definitely have the answer to life, the universe and everything(tm), but most folks simply nod their head and allow their eyes to glaze over.
"Oh -- you start at 1, so we should go with 8, but that does not mean 16 is correct next, and we should look into a better equation to not need the 4 or 8 step. We should also check out an index on the call of the data from the system to speed it all up."
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