small man, big ego

A person (gender doesn't matter) who constantly acts like they own the entire country and that they're famous/beloved by all, when in truth they're morons/assholes that nobody likes.
I hear you're new to the neighborhood. First of all, please ignore Joe. He's one of those "small man, big ego" types who thinks he owns the street. I should know, I'm his landlord.
by Intelligence001 May 15, 2020
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A chick with delusionally high self-worth regardless of high bodyfat and abrasive personality.

In sociology, this particular personality type is referred to as "fatness acquired retarded temperament" or "F.A.R.T." for short.
Snarky fat chick: "yeah I don't give my number to guys unless they make a really good first impression"
What everyone else is thinking: "uh... when has a guy asked for your number ever? lol"
Her therapist: "You seem to have a myspace angle ego-fatness complex, not unusual amongst your age group, treatment includes sucking a fat dick"
by Thorrr September 21, 2010
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The theory related to Mark Russell that states "the smaller his penis is, the larger his ego gets."
Mark's penis is 4 inches long when erect, therefore he behaves as if it is double the length and girth.
by osamabinvender March 19, 2004
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Adult Ego

When a person thinks they are smarter than they actually are purely based on the fact that they are a legal adult. Usually seen in dumbass college students or even in highschool students.
Guy 1: You need to stop being so stupid and get with the program
Guy 2: Someone has an Adult Ego
by GerryGerry April 24, 2020
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ego person

One who hates the world (like an emo person) but only because he is so impressed by himself.
At first I thought Drew was emo, but then I realized that he loved himself, so he had to be an ego person.
by Furnald December 05, 2007
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Ego Tripper

Someone who is "Jealous" of a person because they've started or always started the clean swag, trend, slang where ever they go so the ego tripper has to be all bark, no bite and they try there skills out but it always fails so they bring the better persons weakness to the table and still fail, then the tripper copies everything the better person does daily, the ego tripper either has no partners in years or has loads in a short time but ones not even worth looking at wild, wide, smelly or covered in STD's.
"A Mouthy Victim" Who Cant take The Truth On The Chin.

EGO TRIPPER/ EGO TRAPPAH.
by JMDoneyou March 26, 2012
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Ego-llectual

Think iv coined a new word...

Ego-llectual

Meaning - an intellectual with a massive ego who tells you what they know in a really patronising way, especially annoying when you didnt ask them!
Didn't even ask for his advice but the ego-llectual told me how to do it anyway, then didn't listen to my response properly and continued to tell me how to do something!
What an ego-llectual twat!!
by Pinger13 March 17, 2023
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