Bard High School Early College

A high school in Manhattan and Queens where you do college work in 11th and 12th grade. Everyone wants to get into the schools but only around 1% of applicants actually do. It gives so much work that you can't socialize unless you are a superhuman. Lunch is spent doing homework.

Have you heard that Jane went to Bard High School Early College? She can't call us anymore because of the homework.

by Nooneatallhon1 September 10, 2010

Super perfundo on the early eve of your day

Another way to say goodbye to someone. The meaning is loose. Comes from the movie, Waking Life.

Wiley: Yeah, man. Well, I gotta go man.

John: Ok, later man. Super perfundo on the early eve of your day.

Wiley: What's that mean?

John: Well you know, I've never figured it out. Maybe you can. This guy always whispers it in my ear. Lewis.....he's a reoccurring dream character.

by The Legendary Ironwood January 29, 2007

Arizona early bird

When diligently performing oral sex on a limp penis until frustration, resembling a hungry bird trying to pull a stubborn worm out of the ground.

"If you don't take your VIAGRA, I will look like an arizona early bird!" She complained.

by mrgirthy75 June 23, 2015

Nicotra early college charter school

A school so boring you would want to kill your self. There are no sport teams and every program they try to make is pure trash. Their student government voting system is all a popularity contest. Teachers are AmAziNg. We only stay in that school because of the opportunity’s it gives the student. End Of StOrY.

Nicotra early college charter school. that definition of boring.

by Just chill me September 18, 2019

Agriculture and Science Early College

ASEC is also known as Gaysec, a school filled with an extremely diverse group of students that are stressed to the point of mental breakdowns every week and being sleep deprived. With a few decent teachers makes this school bearable, until you get to the college classes. This place is wild.

“Dang did you see the bags under her eyes?”

“yeah bro she goes to the Agriculture and Science Early College”

by anon24601 November 6, 2019

Stupid Early

Stupid Early is any time in the morning, when you don't feel you should be awake. It is too early for you, and you hate being awake and active at this time. Any time before 8AM can be universally classed as Stupid Early. If your boss asks you to get to work for 7AM for example, you can say 'That's stupid early'

I'll be there quite early tomorrow, but not stupid early.

by Eric Booth November 17, 2010

Wilkes Early College

This school is full of a bunch of teenagers who either try too hard or know how to cheat. Most of us were accepted by pure luck. A lot is expected out of us so we’re here basically killing ourselves just trying to pass. Everyone thinks we’re smart while we’re really not. We’re all sad and struggling. This may or may not be a call for help.

Someone: Wow you go to Wilkes Early College? You’re probably SOO smart!

by caprisunbois September 11, 2019