Essex girl

blonde, dumb, easy, sleeps around, drunk every night, is known for being a slut, stupid, cheap, hair tight to head etc

man dat sket ova der,,,u can tell she a propa essex gal!

by Buff Stuff September 20, 2003

essential oils

The thing marketers slap on labels for womens products. They're not quite sure why it works but women gush over products that claim to have these life saving oils, especially if they're in the middle of making a youtube video. I don't know how the Africans live without them.

My favourite is this organic 'essential oils' made from sunflowers, great for my face, bloating, dandruff, laxative, sexual arousal, don't forget to like and subscribe.

by andyo13 January 8, 2017

pure ass essence

The smell of a pure ass smell and for more purity the word essence is added!

That smells like pure ass essence man!

by andezzat April 24, 2010

essential bootycall

An impromptu late night liaison that breaks quarantine.

Individual #1: “Are you telling me that you broke quarantine for a BOOTYCALL?!”
Individual #2: “Listen here Individual #1, it wasn’t just a bootycall. It was an essential bootycall!”
Please be advised that the author of this definition does not condone, justify or encourage the breaking of quarantine for bootycalls, essential or otherwise.

by RoseyJean April 25, 2020

Essue

‘Essue’ is a surname held by people of Black Carribean descent. This surname is very rare and was originated in a Spanish speaking town on the Jamaican islands. It is a Jamaican surname, only people who are Black Carribean, Black Hispanic or Mixed with either of those hold this family name. It is an extremely ethnic surname.

Person 1: “how do you pronounce your surname? where is it from?”

Person 2: “you pronounce it as if you are saying S-U, but it’s ‘Essue’ and it is from Jamaica.”

by AnonymousRosario July 27, 2020

3 esses

shit, shower, shave

While in the army I learned of the need to do the 3 esses upon returning to the barracks.

by Niccolo1512 April 22, 2015

trinkets essay

A message sent in a discord that tries way too hard to be complex and deep while surrounded by comedic messages.

Person 1: yeah i like fortnite, it's pretty fun
Person 2: fortnite is a TRASH poopy game
Person 3: Playing fortnite.... brings back so many memories. I can't express how much fortnite means to me, trinkets and all. When I hit the start button, it instantly warps me to a world where my cares evaporate into stupefaction. When I see jonesy pop up on my screen.... tears flow. Countless memories with this timeless game.
Person 1: what
Person 2: goddamnit he wrote another trinkets essay

by pizzaman362 October 24, 2019