by Thomas M. Otte August 20, 2007
Get the drachnem mug.*ahem* DRACO MALFOY IS NOT A BAD PERSON! HE WAS FORCED INTO BECOMING A DEATH EATER!!! HE WAS CLEARLY NOT HAPPY ABOUT IT! YOU CAN SEE HIS DRASTIC CHANGE IN BEHAVIOR FROM THE FOURTH BOOK TO THE LAST! HE WAS BROKEN AND HURT! HE JUST WANTED SOMEONE TO LOVE! BUT EVERYONE IS TOO BUSY HATING HIS FAMILY AND NAME TO ACTUALLY SEE THAT! DRACO MALFOY IS NOT A VILLAN! GET THAT THROUGH YOUR THICK SKULLS!!!
My Therapist: so, your mom tells me you have a very weird obsession with a Harry Potter character?
Me: yeah, Draco Malfoy.
Therapist: Wasn't he a villain?
Me: SHUT UP! HE WAS NOT A VILLAIN HE IS A SOFT BEAN BOI AND I LOVE HIM!
Me: yeah, Draco Malfoy.
Therapist: Wasn't he a villain?
Me: SHUT UP! HE WAS NOT A VILLAIN HE IS A SOFT BEAN BOI AND I LOVE HIM!
by anonymous September 9, 2020
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by wifeymalfoy September 12, 2020
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Get the draco x funneh mug.A insane crush on the fictional character draco malfoy, some times causes, crying, dreams and writing fanfiction
by Tallulahpinn1 March 17, 2021
Get the Draco sexual✨ mug.A person who has had sexual intercourse, but is no longer sexually "active." A person have not has sexual intercourse for at least six months to be considered "deactivated."
When filling out medical records you wonder where is the box referring to those who have not had sexual intercourse in so long the can't remember the last time. This is comparable for shoe shopping. You want to purchase the shoes, but you haven't used your credit card in so long it is now "deactivated"
by bisley January 15, 2009
Get the Deactivated mug.Dactyl refers to taking a dump in a location other than one's own home, requiring them to "build a nest" for optimal comfort and hygeine. Historically, the pterodactyls would build massive nests being the largest birds to have existed.
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