sucks donkey balls

Really fucking sucks. Really.

Waking up in the morning & realizing you're out of coffee.
Sucks Donkey Balls.

You breaking up with your boyfriend to date his younger brother.
Sucks Donkey Balls for your ex. Boo hoo.

Your phone falling out of your pocket & into the toilet as you're about to go pee (girls)
Sucks Donkey Balls

by ThatGirl79 December 7, 2013

donkey basketball

A variation of the infamous "Donkey Punch", Donkey Basketball is when you're engaged in anal sex and at the moment of ejaculation, you slam the receiver's head repeatedly into the wall or bed (for the beginners) similar to dribbling a basketball. If done correctly, the receiver's anal cavity will tighten, their body will convulse, and a concussion will be imminent. This will allow you to orgasm in a spectacular fashion.

Why is there a backboard over your bed? For Donkey Basketball.

This is the fourth Donkey Basketball related death this week.

by iamtherealdancingbanana January 10, 2014

lagoon donkey

a fucking ugly woman

shit you look like a lagoon donkey

by fwaaf September 16, 2002

Jizz donkey

An art form compromised almost entirely of sperm on a canvass in UV light amidst other bodily wastes.

Created whilst riding a unicorn backwards.
Can also be used in sculpture.

Guy 1: "Oh god damn that jizz donkey is bitchin'!"
Nigel :"Why yes! It's smashing!"

by Lucy Griffiths August 20, 2011

Blue gilled sea donkey

Disgusting fat chick that nobody wants to take home

P1: Gross! look at that fat chick at the bar.
P2: Haha! She's a blue gilled sea donkey

by Anonymous9492349 December 29, 2010

Donkey Punchers

The coolest geocaching group in Merced, CA. Known for being unable to find the easiest of caches, and often resort to calling other people for clues.

Person 1-"Dude i dont know where this cache is, someone must have stolen it."

Person 2-"Man, if we keep this shit up were gunna end up like the Donkey Punchers."

by Night Owl920 September 25, 2010

hung like a donkey

A man who has large genitals

Jeez, he's hung like a donkey!

by chump April 23, 2003