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ding dong

A city in Texas:

Ding Dong, Texas
G: I live in Ding Dong
D: fag...
by DDDD January 24, 2008
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long dong

i have a long dong
by Justin and Marcus April 29, 2003
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Dong Cleavage

The cleavage formed when a man pulls his pants part way down penis and balls, pushing his dong against his nuts, thus creating a dong cleavage.
Susan was being a bitch and wouldn't put out so i showed her my dong cleavage and she was topless in seconds.
by stankdaddyfresh September 18, 2009
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dingle dong

A short fat penis, that has balls that somewhat resemble dingle berries.
That guys penis is a dingle dong. Too bad for him.
by patrico January 8, 2008
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dong burglar

a man that enjoys penis on a large scale. someone that sucks at life.
Man that guy Tim is a real dong burglar.
by King Rat November 29, 2005
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Dong Pool

Can happen accidentally during ferocious docking or by intent. Dong pool is when you power thrust your dick into your male partners nut sack effectively knocking one ball into the other ball and causing the latter ball to launch back into your partners butthole.

Hint:
Try this move in an all male foursome in lieu of the classic pool game “eight ball”. However the goal is still the same. Knock a pair of balls into someone’s butthole with your dick!
“Hey babe, I’m going to go play some dong pool with the bros after the Luke Bryan concert. Don’t wait up!”
by Sven’s D May 27, 2019
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Free Donges

A word that one calls out when one goes and attempts to tap someones testicles with the back of their hand. Usually a guy. Hopefully.

NOTE: If you're a girl and have Testicles, you should have that checked....
Me: Hey Thad...
Thad: What?
Me: FREE DONGES!!!! (backhand to the testes)
Thad: (On the floor).
Me: HaHaHa!!!
by $ie July 16, 2008
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