wet the dorito

a game in which a group of guys stand in a circle and masturbate onto a dorito. the last one the ejaculate on it has to eat it.

guy 1 "im bored and horny"
guy 2 "lets play wet the dorito"
guy 3 "thats a most excellant idea!"

by qacko2626 November 18, 2010

Doritos

The main staple of a nigger's diet.
Usually consumed with some extremely sweet fruit drink.

I can see that we're in Buffalo because there are hundreds of dirty niggers bumming fifty cents to buy a bag of Doritos.

by Sam July 22, 2008

Dorito Chip

Army, 1st Armored Division patch.

did you see that Dorito Chip? yeah he is in 1AD.

by driver47 April 5, 2008

doit

an areshole

jam that up your doit

by Craig April 29, 2004

Dorito Dick

When a man has an uncircumsized penis and is not particularly focused on hygiene. When foreskin is "rolled back" and the dick is revealed, it is cheesy and dirty and gross looking.

I don't think I could have sex with an uncut guy, I'd be too afriad of Dorito Dick.

by Smiley Wiley's whore August 17, 2006

dorito

A bunker used in the sport of paintball manufacturered by SupAir that is shaped like a 3d Dorito. It's similar to a pyrimid having all edges being the same dimension and the base also a triangle.

Teammate: He's at the dorito
Teammaterer: *shoots*

by 4zn_balla October 9, 2005

doit

Doit-The only way known to man to counter the word "nib." Think carefully before using this word, as it has been known as "the widow maker" for a reason.

Alessandro-WHADDA NIB!!!
Kyle-Holy crap he just called you a doit!
Alessandro-oh shit...

by Van Mundegaard April 30, 2004