Virtual Social Distancing

The only way to avoid a virtual hangout during quarantine.

Someone you rarely hang out with: "Hey, want to have a zoom call tonight?"
You: "Sorry! I can't."
Someone you rarely hang out with: "Why not? It's not like you can go out."
You: "I know, but I'm practicing virtual social distancing."

by Little Walnut March 31, 2020

Distancer

A person who social distances.

You can’t get within six feet of him. He’s a social distancer.

by FiercelyPetite April 1, 2020

Social distance

When ur scared of getting sick

Karen's social distance to a obnoxious extent

by Molly gave October 19, 2020

Social Distancing

Staying a minimum of 6ft away for safety purposes.

“Get 6ft away or 6ft under”

“If you’re close enough to read this, you’re close enough to taste my sneezes”

“Please maintain a minimum of 2m distance for your safety.”

“I only bite when people invade my personal space.”

“If you can smell my farts, you’re social distancing wrong”

by MotherofMangos November 15, 2020