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Lovepolar Disorder

The sudden state of acting out in a peculiar and/or violent way towards a loved one or spouse out of fear of rejection, seperation, or lonliness.
She was just fine, but when her boyfriend came around she started being overprotective and moody. I think she has Lovepolar Disorder.
by Endy-Boo July 5, 2011
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Border disorder

Where a Mexican (such as urself) has a tendency to hop borders.
Oh no guys! Aylin has border disorder!
by ash’s knife January 13, 2023
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Rock-of-Love disorder

a mild to severe form of wenchaphobia which is characterized by night terrors after watching "The Rock of Love" before bed.
Gabby is afflicted with a severe form of rock-of-love disorder because she is repulsed by watching fake blondes hook up with an old guy.
by Hannah <(^^)> March 31, 2008
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Oh my gosh, I just got a flashback to last night and remembered dancing on the bar ... it's the onset of Post Traumatic Social Disorder.
by comradem01 August 17, 2009
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Spontaneous Erection Disorder

a problem usually found in young, male(obviously) teenagers when even though they may not be aroused, they may obtain an erection.
A: dude Steve had a boner in english today. it was nasty

B: dude thats not funny, Steve has Spontaneous Erection Disorder

A: don't wel all?
by kl2895 January 10, 2011
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Obessesive Computer Disorder

a lot like obssesive compulsive disorder, there is the constant need to check one's email, facebook, myspace ect. Also referred to as OCD
Yeah the power went out this weekend and my OCD was acting up, I had to go over to Joe's just to check my email.

Joe's Obessesive Computer Disorder is really getting the best of him, we should try and get him some help.
by ckwhy November 14, 2010
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The inability to comprehend anything containing more than
140 characters.
President Lincoln, we know it's an important speech tomorrow at Gettysburg, but considering tweet attention deficit disorder could you cut it down to 140 words?
by I.M.Salmon March 5, 2011
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