designated driver

probably the one friend that’s afraid to do shit but we love them anyways and we also need them so we don’t die and so they can give us that little act sober pep talk before sending us in to face our parents

anyone: hey so we’re going to the party tonight who’s the designated driver?
that one friend: i got you all

by pussy69destroyer420 January 6, 2020

desibeomgyu

best kpop stan in tiktok has the best humour and stunning mutuals

desibeomgyu just posted! like it rn

by official.kanghyewon April 11, 2022

Utility Designer

A Utility Designer is a web designer who is an expert in many areas of design, coding and online marketing.

WOW, he can design, code and market the website, he's a utility designer!

by Etomco July 4, 2010

intelligent design

alternative metaphysical life origin theory to metaphysical life from non life theory presented in college- and high school classes by misguided persons with little understanding of observational science

inappropriate forum: neither belong in a such science classes, but if the latter uncaused effect, life evolving from non-life, is offered then also the former, intelligent design, must be offered

by Quirk Evinced Fairly January 26, 2013

Density

Mass divided by the given volume

D=M/V

DV=M

M=D/V

"Density is fun."

"Density is important when finding the mass"

by meowshi October 13, 2006

Fashion Designer

The lord of clothes, the creator of all your ass wears this very moment!

James: Hey so what do you do for a living?
Sho-Joe: I'm a fashion designer...
James: So can you fix this hole I have in my socks?
Shoe-Joe: Get away you freak!!! I don't use needles and thread, ew!!!

by Oh Gordon March 2, 2009

desi dyke

An American lesbian (see dyke) typically of Indian, Pakistani, or Bengali descent (see desi).

That desi dyke probably has an easier time being gay here in America than in India.

by Steven February 25, 2007