chunk deuce

later, goodbye. derived from peace, or peace out, as in throwing two fingers up when leaving.

see also: chunk the deuce, chunk, and deuce

I'm out, chunk deuce.

by basebasebase January 17, 2004

Corporate Deuce

A dump taken at work while on the clock. Getting paid to take a shit. A.K.A. C2

Time to take my daily corporate deuce.

by The Mad Crapper in VA June 22, 2010

tele-deuce

The act of pooping while talking on the phone.

I hate it when people take a tele-deuce while in a public restroom.

by s8n69 May 18, 2009

juice deuce

diarrhea. Getting diarrhea. (drop a deuce)

After eating taco bell I sat down for a massive juice deuce.

by Laxattaks November 29, 2007

tres-deuce

32 oz container of beer.

Pass me another tres-deuce of Bud, I'm gettin' wasted tonight.

by wafflesforlife January 11, 2009

chuck a deuce

The act of greeting another person, basically saying hello in a more ghetto fabulous way. A deuce is chucked when you hold your middle and index fingers like a peace sign, sideways with knuckles showing to whomever you are greeting.

Great way to show respect, say hello, greet anothe from a distance.

Derrick T. would always chuck a deuce to his set as he drove out of the parking lot.

by Urban Dictionary November 27, 2006

Drop a deuce

To void feces from the bowels: to defecate, to "take a shit."

("deuce" comes from the commonly used "number 2")

I'll be right back, I gotta drop a deuce.

by DJ Conan December 4, 2003